The Beard has retreated south for a couple months to Lakewood Ranch Florida for a couple months. We got this photo of a monolith that has been placed in downtown Phoenixville. Rumors are that local sad boy Jason Ray may have something to do with it but we all know he’s just going to troll people online who post pictures of the monolith. Maybe he was running out of things to troll so he needed to make an event to protest our happiness. It’s most likely out of boredom since Girl Science shows have come to a stop due to Covid. We are still trying to find the truth. Please share this post so we can get to the bottom of it.