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1. “Pat’s Or Geno’s?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Flickr user eekim

Neither. Those places are for the tourists. Try Tony Luke’s or Steve’s on Bustleton Ave and you won’t be disappointed.

2. “Can I Get A Cheesesteak With Whiz And Onions?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Mapquest

Like nails on a chalkboard! If you must order whiz, just say you’ll take one “Wiz, wit.” But next time, try “American, witout.” Now move to the next window already, eh?

3. “What’s A Hoagie?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Philly’s Best Facebook

It’s what your sub, hero, or grinder wants to be when it grows up.

4. “What On Earth Is A Water Ice?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: John’s Water Ice Facebook

It’s essentially an Italian Ice. You can get them at Rita’s, which are even more common than Starbucks in Philly. But if you want the realest of real water ice, head to John’s on Christian Street.

5. “Wait, Did You Just Say Wooder?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Quick Meme

Yep. Youse guys have a funny accent, too. So shut it.

6. “Can I Have One Of Your Tasty Kakes?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Tastykake Facebook

Back off and Get. Your. Own.

7. “Aren’t Philly Sports Teams Cursed Or Something?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Reddit

They were. And then the Phils broke it and then they weren’t. But they still totally are. The moral of the story: You don’t mess with Billy Penn.

8. “What Is That Green Monster Thing Anyway?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: MLB

That’s the Phanatic, only the best mascot in all of sports. Don’t make him angry. You won’t like him when he’s angry. (Because you’ll LOVE him.)

9. “Wa-What?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Wawa Facebook

WaWa. Get used to it. You’ll be there every day.

Soon you’ll be asking “when are they going to put drive-thru windows in Wawas?”

10. “Who’s The Dude Up There On That Building?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Flickr user jasonmurphyphotography

That, my friends, is William Penn. Ben Franklin might get all the recognition (because he’s BOSS) and Rocky might get all the press, but deep down, good ole Willy Penn is our homeboy.

11. “You Guys Boo Your Own Players For Losing, Right?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Blacksportsonline.com

False. Philly fans boo players who deserve to be booed – the ones who are on the field but didn’t even bother showing up, the ones who don’t represent the city the way they should.

Win or lose, if you give Philly your heart, the fans give you theirs back.

12. “Do You Like To Tailgate?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: YouTube

Ha! Philadelphians invented tailgating.

13. “Wanna Go To Jersey?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Meme Generator

Hahahahahahaha. Oh, you were serious? Then no.

14. “What About The Shore?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: NJ.com

Oh, well that’s a horse of a different color! Everybody knows that’s not really Jersey.

15. “What Is A State Store?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Bridge and Tunnel Club

Pennsylvania has some of the strictest alcohol laws in the country. You can’t buy alcohol from a grocery or convenience store and you have to buy your liquor and wine from a state store and then go to a beer distributor for the beer.

16. “What’s A Mummer?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Visit Philly Facebook

Mummers are to Philadelphia what Mickey is to Disney World. New Year’s Day would never be the same without them.

17. “Where Do Those Guys Selling Pretzels Go To The Bathroom?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Gifbin

Look, some things are just better left unknown.

18. “Who’s Jimmy And Why Do You Want Him On Your Ice Cream?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Rita’s Italian Ice Facebook

Sorry, fancy pants. They’re just like sprinkles. They’re just so good, Philadelphians named them.

19. “Why Are There So Many Bullies On Broad Street And Why Doesn’t Somebody Do Something About Them?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Bleacher Report

Because we love our Broad Street Bullies, even when they’re less than entertaining. And they have the best logo in sports, hands down.

20. “Can You Tell Me How To Get To _____ ?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Aaccessmaps

Sure. Pretty much everyone in Philly can give you directions wherever you need to go. But you won’t need them. The city works on a pretty foolproof grid system with easy-to-view maps posted around the streets. Thanks again, Willy Penn!

21. “Is That A Giant Game Of Sorry In The Middle Of The City?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Traveling Chica

Nope. That’s called art.

22. “What’s Up With The Giant Clothespin Outside City Hall?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Visit Philly

Why? Do you need to air your shirt out?

23. “Why Do You Guys Hate New York So Much?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: horsenation.com

You live right underneath them and then see how much you give a crap about the Empire State Building. Boston knows.

24. “Which Way To The Liberty Bell?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Wikipedia

It’s kind of like Oz, just follow the cobblestone roads. But if you’re looking for the best place to get your history fix, the Constitution Center is way better.

25. “What’s This SEPTA Business?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: My Philly Condo

SEPTA is the city’s public transportation. And just an FYI, your train or bus will never be on time, especially if you’re in a rush.

26. “Where Do You Go To Celebrate After A Playoffs Or Championship Win?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: thefightins.com

Frankford and Cottman. Be there or be square!

27. “Do I Get The Train At Reading Terminal?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: dewfall-hawk.com

No. No trains. But you can get a pretty great lunch.

28. “Is That A Blow Up Pool On A Front Lawn?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Wtxf.com

Yes. Yes it is. For better or worse, the city just wouldn’t be the same without the Northeast.

29. “You Must Have Gone To The Art Museum On Every School Field Trip”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: fi.edu

The city definitely loves its art, but field trips were reserved for the Philadelphia Zoo and The Franklin Institute. Walking through the heart is a Philadelphian rite of passage for every kid.

30. “Can I Catch The Sunset Anywhere In The City?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: uwishunu.com

The new observation deck on Liberty One is slated to open this coming fall which is bound to make for some pretty spectacular views of the sunset.

But if you want the best view in the city, there’s nowhere better than Boathouse Row.

31. “Can I Run Up The Art Museum Steps Like Rocky?”

31 Things People Always Ask When You’re From Philadelphia

Source: Flickr user Kim’n’Chris Knight

Can you? We’ll race you to the top! And if you’re like those lucky tourists recently, you might even run into the Italian Stallion in the flesh.

What’s the question everyone asks you just because you’re from Philadelphia? Tell us in the comments below!

 

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